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Vice magazine put out a guide to Richmond in which they insinuated that the city is full of a bunch of dirty, slacker, artsy, bike kids with no jobs. I know what they're getting at, they're talking about me, my friends and the people that go to the bars that we go to. But it sure couldn't have fallen into my hands at a more annoying time when I'm trying to work my ass off to pay rent, health insurance, bills and buy cat food for my obese, food-obsessed cat who eats mostly out of anger because I'm working all day.
REALLY the people that don't have jobs, that lay around all day drinking beer at 9 am and going to dance parties and cool bars and riding their sweet fixed gears- yeah they are 90% new kids from the beach or nova who have lived here for a year in the dorms and think they're hot shit. The major selling point of this city in the article is that it's a place where the kids are too cool to care how cool you are. Well then I'm the coolest kid on earth because I don't give a crap how dirty you are, who you slept with or why you think you're the awesomest new guy on the block with your new tattoos that you hide from your mom and your shiny new bike that you paid for with your mom's credit card. As far as I'm concerned everyone can go back where they came from and stop acting like they run this town while they run it into the ground. I will fight everyone and win.

Anyway rant rant... Here's a picture of me pouting after a cockroach jumped on me and scared the crap out of me!